My little sister was fast asleep, and I walked in the bedroom to talk to my mom (it was like 11:00 at night)
All of a sudden she goes “Stop! We can ALL share the candy! And don’t give it to the monkeys! You get 1/4 and I get 1/2. Even, okay? Now split it! Then she started to make cutting motions, like slicing a cake and goes “Give me that spoon, I’m gonna cut the cake!”
It was so funny! She was speaking rubbish! (Via: YA)