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Cello Cases and Ships.

Dreamer — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:11:08 +0000

Okay, so when I was a kid I always had the weirdest dreams, but this is the one I remember the most.

I dreamt I was on this giant wooden pirate ship sailing across the ocean and on this ship were all these old, dead famous people (like Shakespeare, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin). At one point on our epic journey it started to storm really badly. It got worse and worse until Benjamin Franklin finally got up and said “Everyone! There’s no hope for us! We’re not going to make it! For the sake of humanity- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!” and everyone was like “YES SIR!!” and I was standing there like “whaaat..?”

But anyways, everyone on the ship started whipping out these old Cello cases and stuffing themselves into them and throwing themselves overboard.I started panicking because I’d FORGOTTEN my cello case, so I went over to Shakespeare and, right as he was going to hop in his, I shoved him over the edge of the ship. When he looked up in the midst of his falling and said “Et tu, Brute?”, I woke up.

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Dreamer — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 19:16:54 +0000

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We can ALL share the candy!

Dreamer — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:12:08 +0000

My little sister was fast asleep, and I walked in the bedroom to talk to my mom (it was like 11:00 at night)
All of a sudden she goes “Stop! We can ALL share the candy! And don’t give it to the monkeys! You get 1/4 and I get 1/2. Even, okay? Now split it! Then she started to make cutting motions, like slicing a cake and goes “Give me that spoon, I’m gonna cut the cake!”
It was so funny! She was speaking rubbish! (Via: YA)

It’s Not My Giant Reindeer

Dreamer — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:43:31 +0000