My little sister was fast asleep, and I walked in the bedroom to talk to my mom (it was like 11:00 at night)
All of a sudden she goes “Stop! We can ALL share the candy! And don’t give it to the monkeys! You get 1/4 and I get 1/2. Even, okay? Now split it! Then [...]
Okay, so when I was a kid I always had the weirdest dreams, but this is the one I remember the most.
I dreamt I was on this giant wooden pirate ship sailing across the ocean and on this ship were all these old, dead famous people (like Shakespeare, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin). At one point [...]
